Monday sketch (Patreon)

You don't do that to the big boss.

Over the past couple days, I watched American Godfathers: The Five Families on Netflix. It tracks the rise and fall of the mafia in New York City. I recommend it, if you're into that sort of thing. I didn't realize how much the mob was crippled in the '90s. Today it's a shell of what it once was.

The boss in this sketch is based on my old tabby, Simon, who was a big guy and wouldn't tolerate belly rubs.