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Cat delivery (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-18 13:42:09
Imported:
2026-05

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We got a cat delivery yesterday. She's cute and sweet, but will bite if you try to move her.

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Kimberly Beckham

I am currently without a cat. Is this how they will show up?

Scott Metzger

The Universal Cat Distribution System delivers cats in all sorts of ways!

Gretchen

??? will bite if you try to move her......sounds like a downer to me.

Gretchen

Does that mean that when she is sitting on your lap and you need to go the bathroom you just have to hold it

Scott Metzger

That happens a lot and you just have to kind of roll and she'll get off your lap. But if you pick her up to move her, she doesn't like that.

Gretchen

In other words she doesn't like to be touched. I think I am in the Twilight Zone. The Universal Cat Distribution System is just a fancy way of saying "a stray cat has taken your fancy"

Gretchen

A good name for this beast is JAWS.

Karen Jagielo

Oh Piper! She’s quite adorable, even if she is a stinker who bites when moved ;)

Mel Staffeld

Congratulations! You received the 'black cat gift bag' delivery!!!! And the extra spicy biting version too!!!