Tribute to my old cat Simon (Patreon)

In a cartoon from a few years ago, I actually wrote a blurb on the plaque as a tribute to my cat, Simon, who passed in 2013. I knew it wouldn't be legible on the cartoon, but it was fun to do. 

Simon was a lovable, fat jerk who was impervious to the spray bottle. It had absolutely zero effect on him. If I squirted him in the face, he'd give me a look as if to say, "What? Is that all you got?" 

RIP Simon.