Patreon-only Caption Contest (Patreon)

Hi Patrons,

Submit a funny caption for this cartoon. If yours wins, you get your choice of either a signed copy of 50 Ways to Wake Your Human OR a Dave the Stray Coffee Mug (see second image - the mug is 15 oz. and Dave is on both sides). 

Submit as many captions as you want. The deadline to enter is this Wednesday, May 26, at 6:00PM (PDT). The winner will be announced Thursday morning. Here are tips on how to win.

Good luck!