Spider homicide (Patreon)

Last night my family and I were hanging out in the living room and there was a big spider crawling on the wall near us. I was going to capture it in a glass and release it outside. I've done this a bunch of times without incident, but this time things went horribly wrong and I crushed the spider. My kids were appalled that I killed "Larry Jr." and my wife Katrina later put up this "crime scene." 

Katrina is a good artist and she's dabbled in greeting cards in the past. I've included a few of her drawings. They're old, but they're my favorites. These days most of her drawing happens in the classroom, illustrating concepts for her 5th grade students. 

But that spider police sketch is too accurate. I think I'm gonna get busted for this crime.