Gif: A TAILOR-MADE TRANSFORMATION! (Patreon)

INT. SHOP – DAYAn OLDER MAN is waiting at a counter, and a young clerk approaches him.

CLERK: May I help you, sir?

OLDER MAN: Yes. I saw the sign in your window about speedy alterations, and I'm in a hurry...

CLERK: Say no more, sir!

The clerk waves his hand like a magician and the OLDER MAN instantly transforms into a stunning, curvy and very surprised blonde woman in a tight gray dress.

OLDER MAN: What the hell?! Why did you turn me into a girl?

CLERK: Isn't that what you wanted, sir?

OLDER MAN: No! I just came in here to get my pant cuffs hemmed! Your sign outside says, "Speedy alterations, men and women!"

CLERK: Oh, I'm afraid you misread it, sir. Our sign actually says, "Speedy alterations, men TO women!" ZOOM IN on the OLDER MAN's look of surprise and indignation. Sound effect of a wacky trumpet: “WA-WAAAH!”