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INTERIOR. COLLEGE PARTY. NIGHT.

DUKE, a runtish and insecure football jock, is near the punchbowl with JODY, a nerd. JODY is holding a cup of punch. Music and chatter in the background.

JODY: I really don't think we should do this, Duke. My formula's never been tried on a human before...

DUKE: Ah, quit worrying. This stuff turned that lab rat into a girl, right?

JODY: Well, yes. Dudley did become fully female... in fact, he's been quite popular with the boy lab rats. But even if it works, I just don't feel right about...

DUKE: Nobody cares how you feel, nerd! Toby Ryerson's my only competition for starting running back on the team this year, and I need your formula to turn him into a chick and bench him for good. You're gonna help me, or I'll pound the livin' daylights out of ya!

JODY gulps. He reaches into his coat pocket, takes out a flask and pours a pink liquid into the cup. It fizzles.

JODY: OK, so which one is Toby, anyhow?

DUKE: He's the big guy.

JODY: There's a bunch of football players at this party, Duke. They're all big guys! (He gestures with the hand he's using to hold the cup.) See, there's a big guy over there, a big guy there, big guys everywhere...

He gestures a little too broadly and the pink liquid flies out of the cup and splashes DUKE. DUKE instantly transforms, becoming a beautiful blonde version of himself in a little pink dress. He sputters in shock.

JODY: Oops! Sorry, Duke! I didn't realize my formula could work topically...

DUKE: Sorry?! Look what you did to me! This could hardly be any worse!

JODY bites his lip, contrite but also trying to stifle a laugh.

JODY: Well, actually, I hate to tell you this, but... remember what you said, about how I should give my formula a little "extra juice" to make sure Toby would be super girly?

DUKE: Yeah? So what? I'm already a girl! How could I possibly get any more..?

There is a weird sloshy sound and DUKE's bustline expands, stretching his dress to the limit. He pouts miserably. Just then a large, handsome jock arrives. He is TOBY. He gives DUKE a lingering look.

TOBY: Hey, cutie. I haven't seen you around before. You one of the new cheerleaders?

DUKE's jaw drops and he looks at the camera with comic outrage. FADE OUT.