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EXT. HOTEL POOL – AFTERNOON

THAD, handsome and cocky, reclines on a lounger. KEV, his nervous, nerdy friend, sits nearby clutching a drink with a little umbrella in it.

KEV: It's hopeless. Every time I try to talk to a girl, my tongue gets tied in knots!

THAD: You gotta man up, dude. Next time you see some hot babe, walk right up and hit her with this line: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

A few chairs away a PALE WOMAN with jet-black hair lounges in a red swimsuit, eavesdropping. She lowers her sunglasses, glances at THAD and rolls her eyes.

THAD: Maybe she laughs, maybe she blushes, but she knows you're a guy with some cojones. After the intro, you ask if she'd be interested in a Kiss on the Lips...

KEV: A kiss on the lips?! But I just met her!

THAD: It's a cocktail. You're makin' a joke, see, but you got her thinking about kissing...

KEV: Gosh, I dunno.

THAD: Come on, dude. Get out there and go for the gusto!

KEV steels himself and heads toward the pool bar. THAD settles back on the lounge chair, looking smugly satisfied, and in no time he's napping in the sun.

The PALE WOMAN seems to get an idea, then she smirks and rises quietly. She strolls past THAD’s chair and pauses. She runs her hands slowly along the straps of her swimsuit, then she flicks her fingers in THAD's direction. A sudden breeze rises. THAD stirs in his sleep but doesn't wake. The PALE WOMAN giggles and strolls off, out of sight.

A black bikini top comes blowing in on the wind and it lands on THAD's chest, the straps slipping over his shoulders so he's wearing it. His body shifts in his sleep, new curves rising, his hair growing long and thick, and in a moment he has become a gorgeous woman in a skimpy bikini. He snores on, oblivious, as the wind dies down.

Sometime later: THAD opens his eyes to see KEV standing over him, smiling awkwardly.

KEV: So… if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

THAD frowns.

THAD: Uh, yeah, that’s good, dude. Now go try it on a... a...

He looks down, seeing his shapely new body, and his eyes go wide. KEV crouches down beside him.

KEV: So, babe... can I interest you in a Kiss on the Lips?

THAD gasps, his cheeks flushing pink, and he indignantly covers his cleavage with one hand. FADE OUT.