Gif: THE GIRLFRIENDIFICATION (Patreon)

Listen, dude, don't get the wrong idea... I'm definitely not attracted to guys or anything! But... for some reason, all of a sudden I feel this really strong urge to go back to your place and watch a romantic movie together. We could even cuddle up on the couch, hold hands... and maybe kiss a little... but you know, just as two bros, in a totally straight way! What do you say, Snookums?