Gif: THE BIMBOFIED BURGLARS (Patreon)

Two burglars, BOB and BUB, are standing outside a mansion and looking around warily. They wear tight black leather suits, BOB wears a bright orange hood and BUB wears a bright green hood. These guys are big, burly and not too bright.

BOB: Somehow I got a funny feelin' about this job. You sure there ain't nobody home, Bub?

BUB: Yeah, Bob. The old lady who owned this joint kicked the bucket weeks ago, but all her junk is still inside.

BOB: Okay, then... let's do this.

They both suddenly transform into voluptuous women, their new curves straining the zippers of their black leather suits and long hair peeking out from beneath their hoods. They're so preoccupied with their break-in scheme that they still haven't looked at each other or noticed their transformation. They try the door and are surprised to find it unlocked. They creep inside, and as they stand in the mansion's foyer they finally notice each other and gawk in astonishment. They pull up their masks, revealing they're wearing full faces of makeup and BOB is wearing big hoop earrings.

BOB: What'n hell?! Bub... you're a dame!

BUB: So are you, Bob! (He glances down at himself, then back at BOB.) And holy cow, we're both built like the chicks down at the Velvet Vixen! I think that curse I heard about must'a been true!

BOB: Curse? What curse? (He gives BUB a swat.) You didn't say nothin' about no damn curse!

BUB: Well, I heard this rumor the old lady was a witch, and maybe she put some kinda curse on this joint so any guy who tried to steal her stuff would get turned into a dame forever. But jeez... I didn't think it was real!

They hear distant sirens and jolt, terrified.

BOB: It's the cops! We better get these juicy little butts outta here!

They take a few wobbly steps and then stop, looking down at their feet.

BOB: Damn, we're wearin' high heels! It's gonna be murder, tryin' to run in these things!

BUB: Yeah. (He looks thoughtful.) But hey, if we get caught... maybe a ladies' prison wouldn't be such a bad set-up, huh? Free room and board, locked up with hundreds of chicks. I bet a couple of babes like us would be real popular...

BOB gives BUB another swat.

BOB: Aww, get movin', ya numbskull!

He grabs BUB's arm and they hurry out the door. FADE OUT.