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INTERIOR. BEDROOM. DAY.
FADE IN on two big, lunky guys, NATE and TATE. NATE looks confident and TATE is pacing irritably.
TATE: This has gotta be the stupidest idea ever! That "magic spell" you cast is never gonna work!
NATE: Just you wait and see. Any second now our dream girls are gonna appear before us... a curvy blonde for me and a big, sexy mama type for you.
NATE turns the other way, looking around for the girls to magically appear. There is a shimmer in the air and the men transform, TATE becoming a curvy blonde and NATE becoming a big, sexy mama type! TATE looks horrified but NATE hasn't noticed their changes yet.
TATE: What the hell, dude?!
NATE turns, sees the curvy blonde of his dreams (not realizing she's actually TATE) and gives a big, smarmy grin.
NATE: Well, hellooooo, baby!
TATE: Quit giving me the goo-goo eyes, you numbskull! It's me, Nate! You got the magic wrong and we turned into each other's dream girls!
NATE looks TATE up and down, shocked but also clearly impressed by TATE's new figure.
NATE: Wow! Jeez, Tate, I dunno if I've ever seen a girl with such... uh... (He tears his eyes away from TATE but then he notices his own curves and his eyes bulge.) Whoa, guess I spoke too soon. So, this is what you like, huh? I'm a lot of girl, over here!
TATE: This is a freakin' disaster! What the hell are we gonna do?
NATE thinks for a moment, then he smiles slyly.
NATE: Well...
He lets that hang in the air for a moment. TATE looks shocked but then he bites his lip, considering. A long moment passes.
TATE: Yeah, all right.
FADE OUT.