Gif: NO WAY TO TREAT A GUY! (Patreon)

A few weeks ago my wife Maryanne started to study witchcraft. I figured it was just a bunch of BS, but it turned out to be legit... and now she can do real magic! She turned my mancave into a big closet full of her frilly dresses, and she turned my Rottweiler into a chihuahua. Poor ol' Roscoe, stuck as a goofy-ass little dog with a rhinestone collar...

I've always been an old-fashioned guy, I thought the man was head of the house and cooking and cleaning were women's work... but now Maryanne keeps bossing me around and she makes me do all the housework around here. She's got me ironing shirts, scrubbing pots and pans, baking pies, all that crap. It's no way to treat a guy! Maryanne said she's got "a fun new spell" planned for tonight... but I feel so emasculated already, I don't know how things could get any worse!