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INT. MILITARY BARRACKS. DAY.

A nervous young SOLDIER is sitting on a bunk and a tough, glowering SERGEANT stands over him.

SERGEANT: All right, soldier. I've heard this ridiculous rumor you've been spreading that the enemy is using some sort of "girlification gas" that changes men into bimbos!SOLDIER: But, Sarge, it's really...SERGEANT: QUIET, boy! I don't even wanna think about what inspired a little creep like you to make up such ridiculous BS!SOLDIER: But, Sarge...SERGEANT: I said, QUIET! Good lord, I've never seen such a sorry excuse for a soldier. Just look at you! Pathetic... scrawny... weak...THE SERGEANT and the SOLDIER suddenly both transform into beautiful, curvy women. They don't immediately acknowledge the change but the mood shifts as they gaze into each other's eyes with a new intensity.SERGEANT: That's right, you're weak and... soft. So soft. (He gulps, struggling to hold on to his tough guy act as the obvious attraction builds between them.) Just look at that soft skin... soft hair... I bet your lips are soft, too.The SOLDIER sits up on his bunk, grinning slyly.SOLDIER: I'm sorry if I'm not man enough for you, Sarge. But you've gotta admit, I'm not the only one around here who's looking kinda... soft.SERGEANT: What's that supposed to mean?The SOLDIER gives the SERGEANT a defiant, sassy look. Any pretense of military decorum is crumbling fast.SOLDIER: Just look how you're filling out that uniform. It's so tight, those brass buttons might pop right off. How are the men supposed to focus on their training, when you're bouncin' around the base like that?The SERGEANT leans in, his lips inches from the SOLDIER's face. It's taking everything these two have got to not make out.SERGEANT: You better watch your mouth, soldier. Watch that... pretty little mouth...SOLDIER: You wanna shut me up, huh? Well, you know what to do.They finally give in and start kissing passionately.SERGEANT: (Between kisses) Mmm, that gas is real, isn't it?SOLDIER: Told ya so!They tumble onto the bunk together and continue kissing as we FADE OUT.