Gif: BIMB-O's... The cereal that makes YOU delicious! (Patreon)

INT. APARTMENT. DAY.

A GUY is sitting on a couch, eating a bowl of colorful cereal and watching a game.

GUY: (Yelling at the TV) Aw, come on, you losers! I got money ridin' on this game, so get your asses in gear!

The GUY eats a bite of the cereal and suddenly transforms into a beautiful woman, his clothes adjusting to fit his new figure. He doesn't notice the change and carries on watching the game.

GUY: (Yelling at the TV again) This is pathetic! How could you blow that play?!

The GUY's ROOMMATE enters, puzzled by the sound of an angry woman's voice in the apartment. He sees the transformed GUY and looks confused, wondering who this strange girl is wearing the GUY's clothes. The GUY glances up irritably.

GUY: Hey, dude. I know you wanna hassle me about gettin' loud again, but give me a break. My team's losing another damn game.

The ROOMMATE blinks, then he takes a closer look at the GUY. It seems impossible, but...

The GUY takes another bite of cereal and his bust grows by a cup size or so. The ROOMMATE's eyes go wide. He stares at the cereal and then looks back at the GUY.

ROOMMATE: Wh-what kind of cereal is that?

GUY: It's called Bimb-O's. It's just some cheap junk I got at the dollar store, but it's not too bad. Wanna try some?

ROOMMATE: Uh, no thanks... but you go right ahead!

The GUY takes another bite. His chest grows a bit more but he still doesn't notice, too caught up in the game. We hear the sound of a whistle blowing on TV and the GUY flops back on the couch, groaning in frustration.

GUY: Ugh, what's the matter with these dudes? They're playing like a bunch of damn girls!

The GUY takes another bite of cereal and the ROOMMATE grins slyly to himself, eager to see what happens next. FADE OUT.