Gif: NEVER TEASE A PREGNANT WITCH! (Patreon)

Guys, the freakiest thing just happened while I was riding my bike over here. I saw this preggo chick standing on a corner, her belly was HUGE, and just as a joke I hollered, "Hey, lady! You swallow a bowling ball, or what?" I was just being funny, but this chick pulled a little wooden stick thing out of her purse, pointed it at me and started shouting about how she was gonna teach me to respect motherhood and all this other crap. What a nut, right?Whew, it's warm in here! I guess I must've worked up a sweat riding over... I'm super hungry too. Let's order a couple of extra large pizzas, with lots of anchovies. Hey, you got any chocolate sauce in the house? For some reason, anchovy pizza with chocolate sauce sounds soooo good right now...Why are you guys looking at me like that?