Gif: HE GOT GIRLFRIEND-IFIED! (Patreon)

"You screwed up that magic spell, dude! It was supposed to give us both girlfriends who were super in love with us... but instead it turned ME into YOUR girlfriend and now I really wanna sit on your lap and call you my Pookie Bear! This is terrible!"

"Sorry... I'm not quite sure how to change you back, but I'll get to work on it and..."

"Never mind that. Thanks to your stupid spell, I don't even want to change back! Now come on, let me sit on your lap."

"Uh... dude..."

"Hey, you wanted a girlfriend and now you've got one, damn it... so just shut up already and let me sit on your lap, Pookie Bear!"