Gif: A REALLY SMOOTH SHAVE (Patreon)

Every morning before work he would shave until his jaw was raw, but then by lunchtime he was already looking so scruffy that he had to sneak off to the men's room for a quick touch-up. Finally he got so sick of battling his facial hair that he bought a special razor. The ad said that you only had to use it once and then you'd never need to shave your face again.

Well, it's true that he doesn't have to shave his face anymore... but now he has to shave his legs!