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my glasses broke

and i guess i'll have to

wear my old ones.

the same ones i

put joey in,

when we pretended he was

river phoenix,

and that's okay that that magazine

ghosted us, they're bullshit anyway,

unless they wanna hire me

and then, for legal reasons,

they're perfect.

one time my friend told me

i had a stye,

we were walking along houston,

and he smiled

and told me

"do you have a stye? it looks like you have a stye."

and I did.

I did have a stye.