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"It's been fun playing with you and I must say you're much to fine to toil away as a housemaid. Open up!"

"Mmmph"

"This nice Ballgag of Sustenance will keep you fed no matter what. No need to work for food, when you can be an idol with this set of magic rings. I'll just make it so nobody can remove them."

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"There you go. Bye!"

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KiTA

"Someone else's problem" magic. Makes anything and everything it's applied to "someone else's problem" -- i.e., ignored. Useful for exhibitionistic mages -- cast it on yourself and prance around the market and no one will directly confront you until you interact with them, becuase your nudity is someone else's problem. Also useful for voyeuristic mages -- apply it to a cursed belly piercing and the resultant inability to wear pants won't cause the town guard to arrest your favorite tavern wench, cause her being bottomless is someone else's problem.

KiTA

For onlookers, they maintain a general feel that there's something going on that they SHOULD care about... Maybe they get excited or start daydreaming about what they're not paying attention to, but all told it's, you know, none of their business. Silly tart walking around the shops? I didn't see her, bah. That's someone else's problem. If an onlooker does directly get involved -- our mage visits their stall, or they stop in at a certain tavern -- the glamour stops affecting them, so it's not an invincible "let me do whatever I want" spell, but it does minimize the chaos, prevents outsiders from directly intervening, gives the person a chance to directly explain, et cetera.

KiTA

Hilariously illegal spell, by the way, as it is phenomenally useful for thieves. It also doesn't work too well for this as any sufficiently trained guard or merchant instinctively recognizes the effect and will immediately hunt down the caster and make it very much their problem. Punishment for that kind of abuse is usually in the form of a pair of cursed "Look at me" nipple piercings, which are the exact opposite magical effect -- they glitter, shine, glow, chime like bells, and naturally draw the eye to them -- all while leaving the poor thief with a desperate need for her new piercings to be seen, preferably by strangers. A few weeks in the local seedy taverns, or trying to prowl around town, our thief compulsively lifting her shirt -- or skirt -- for every new person they encounter ("Hey, do me a favor and look at my new piercing") is a lesson few forget. (The self-cast or direct-cast version of this, as opposed to a compulsion to make sure other people see the cursed item, is a supernatural form of charisma. People's eyes are naturally drawn to the caster, supernaturally so in some cases. Considered a bit tacky by real professionals like bards and the like.)