Pilloried at the Pub (Patreon)

"Cyrille, what the hell is this?! What are you doing?"

"Hello Illyana. It's alright. I'm testing the security of my portable pillory prototype. It's great! I totally can't escape."

"Why are you here, naked, doing that?"

"Well, I couldn't get dressed with this thing on, but I didn't want to miss pub night, so I'm continuing the trials here. Go ahead and try to free me. I don't think you can, even with magic."