Cracker the Nog Hog. (Patreon)

The gassy pop version of the December Patron story. Got a bit lost in the sauce last week, so missed the upload. Sorry for the delay.

Cracker's an elf obsessed with eggnog, specifically, the enormous canister of it they wheel out for every post-christmas party. It gets bigger every year and she keeps eyeing it, well after a couple centuries of eyeing, she decides to leap. Making a show of drinking the thing in its entirety, but can she handle it all?