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HE CAN'T GET IT UP?! | SNG EP 570 (Patreon)

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2026-01-29 15:00:21
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Roxirou

Rem was totally on point about the performance anxiety in women! And its such a fine line when it comes to choking.. like squeeze until i get dizzy, but dont squeeze so hard i have to walk around with turtlenecks for the next 2 weeks to hide bruises, lost my voice and can't swallow my food anymore 🤣

Chris S

To suggest CA the first avenger is shocking, but winter soldier is the least memorable of the 3 is bonkers.

Dominic B.

Rems purple should b called remple

Deloris C

“What is the point of anxiety but downfall “ 😭 facts Fuhad

Averi aka Akuma

Boys its more about the position of the hand and hitting pressure points than strength. You hit the right spots you barely need to apply pressure boys look it up and thank me later

Corina Olmos

James is just so consistent at not being consistent 😫

Tiffany Hall

There’s definitely a Jurassic Park Trilogy, lol.

Alexas Freeman

i need to hear more of what the guys think/feel about death/afterlife. get the guy on the pod that was on Theo’s that studies afterlife and peoples experiences who have died clinically and come back to life

Destinee W.

1. There's a lot of men (and women) who think porn is real life. Also, thats what safe words are for OR grab and squeeze.. then tighten just a tad bit more🤣 2. The facts: • So youll just have 3+ kidneys.. • The ringing? Thats wild. I thought it was something else lol • Did you guys ever hear of the guy who had a who new life with a wife and kids but it turned out he hit his head on the ground and his brain created the whole thing? • Extra fact: every person is Female until a certain point in pregnancy. So all guys just have the workings of the uterus outside of their body basically lol 3. I wonder if the neighbor knew him when he was younger... cuz then other things come into play

SaqlainM

the kidney one is correct! my step mum has 5 failed kidney’s still in her!💔

Donte

Thor Ragnarok looked like it was made from a kids imagination lol

Sarah Moon

Match the strength of the choke with the strength of the stroke LOL Harder=harder

Destinee W.

I know this was on one of the other eps.. but yall can get your ass sniffed my a dog instead of a colonoscopy lol her name is Callie, shes learning to sniff out the cancer. Tmyk

Alex

Iv chocked someone too hard once lads 🤣she coughed and took a breathe

E Hudson

Juicy by pretty ricky was a tiiiiiiiiime

Noah kelly

Was anyone else screaming Star Wars

Christie McGuire

Me screaminggggg Star Wars from the his very first guess 😭😭🤦🏼‍♀️

Orrie Rogers

Haaa came here to be another person screaming star wars

Diidii Jones

"More, please. Harder." 🤣

Dwysan Williams

Google the person with the most kidneys (transplanted) it'll blow your mind 😂 my friend has had one and told me, I didn't believe her

Kagi

James is such a dramatic friend 😂 Also guys, thank you for doing the job you do. I’m certain it takes a lot out of you sometimes but man, at this point it’s a public service 🖖

BreeCat

Other anxieties that women face are usually centered on their body image and physical insecurities.we overthink about looking good 4 men n how they might see us.....

BreeCat

About the choking...press from the sides mostly and not the front.if you press down on the front of the throat u can literally crush it

Eli Roberts

It’s gotta be Star Wars right

Shanta Wiley

Compression Sock Strength... I think thats a good start 😉😅😂😂

Kevin

James, easy way to remember for future reference... AD-jective Adds Description to the object (noun), AD-verb Adds Description to the verb (action).

Jayleb Bowman

Another random thought for the siblings in the chat the eldest kid will have all there siblings at the funeral and the youngest won’t have any

Stephanie Powell

I love Ellis more and more every time he's on the screen 😍

TJ

The trilogy thing had to be rage bait because who doesn’t say Star Wars first

⋆༺𓆩ana𓆪༻⋆

Ellis crashing out at chat is so funny - mine says ‘that’s a fucking cool question’ or ‘this is so you’ im cooked 😭😭

Dizzy Dizz

Rems Purple is definitely "God of Destruction" Berus purple 💜

Tyler Green

For the math's percentage up and down question, like Rem said work backwards. Take the percentage, turn it into a fraction i.e. 20% lower is 80% of the total so 4/5. Divide by the numerator, then multiply by the denominator to get that number. Then 20% higher is 120% of the total so 6/5. Divide by the numerator, then multiply by the denominator and you get the answer. 96/4=24x5=120 120/6=20x5=100

Brianna Murphy

Yes, women get performance anxiety, too. For me, if I get in my head eveything dries up, and it makes me panic more. The head part is where I can relax cause its easy to get my partner going. The horizontal tango doesn't go as smoothly if I'm not relaxed and have that splish splash running on tap

gsg

starwars is the most iconic trilogy of all time btw so these man telling james he won’t kick himself is crazy

gsg

stop using chatgpt it’s killing the environment

Stephen Ardern

Using chat GPT, come on man. Let's do better than that.

Emily True

I tried telling James the difference between verb adjective and shit haha he didn’t wanna hear it

Gage Miller

I asked my wife if you could name one of the largest trilogy to exist what is it. Her. Starwars.

Josh

To be fair a lot of the trilogies are just franchises, like Iron Man, because even though they're not his films he's in so many others in-between. But I too was screaming Star Wars 😂

Josh

It's funny that James is somewhat becoming the very thing he used to hate, a bad boss lol "next year we're going to take it easy, but still do more work" 😂 "no you can't have 2 weeks time off" 😂 I'm joking that as I'm sure SNG is a top office to work, and he's probably not as hard on the employees as he is himself. But also fair play their work ethic is why they've got this far 🙌

Grace Thompson

About the memories flashing through your brain when you die, I actually witnessed this happen to my dad. When he was dying I watched his eyes and his face reacting to things, one second he looked scared and then happy and then confused, and then he finally died. To me, that was that process happening.

Ms. Peach34

21:15 and im screaming STAR WARS JAMES WTF??!!

Lynell Ghant

When is James going to read Dungeon Crawler Carl

Sonique Simpson

“If there’s one emotion I can remove from my body - it would be anxiety” - Fuhad, 2026.

IsleChile

The 30:37 mark unintentional, simaltaneous rock to the right is the funniest cutest thing

Tyeson

Ellis body count being 1 is sooooo fuckin adorable

Stephen Ansumana

Here’s how you do the back to school math percentage question for anyone wondering You can substitute the original number for x or any other variable. Then to get the increase of 20%, you multiply the x by 1.2 because anything times 1 is itself and 0.2 is 20/100 or 20% written as a decimal. Add them together and you get 1.2. Then you can use the same logic for the decrease of 20%. 1-0.2 is 0 .8 or 80% (100%-20%). So the equation is x • 1.2 • 0.8 = 96. You multiply 1.2 • 0.8 to get 0.96. Then divide 96/0.96 is 100