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Ep 190 - The Ick Story! (Audio) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-09 11:34:12
Imported:
2026-06

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What's Good Guys!!!!

Somehow you amazing humans managed to sell out our pre sale tickets yet again for our September live show, if you didn't manage to get your hands on some don't worry we still have some available just follow the link and join us in true cult fashion https://sjm.lnk.to/SNGRM

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Devan Konn

Boyssss!!! PYP the main game is mostly (sans some puberty references) kid appropro. - in fact, I too am glad y’all mentioned the game bc I always play it in the car with my 7 y/o. ***y’all have the “after dark” edition. Hence the twisted & dirty shit 🤣🤣🤣🙃

Cj

Imagine that this poor guy doesn’t know that a hole lot of people knows about he’s misses cheating

Jason

That line about the cheat helping him getting it back in after it slips out will change some lives! 🥶

Shirley Monica

honestly I dunno who is funnier James or Fuhad 😂😂😂

Leyla Valentine

Right so I’m gonna need a Love on the spectrum US review from James real soon🙃😂

Amber

Where’s the guy who always says he “first” it was annoying yet consistent 👀❤️🤎🖤

Ellis N

I can’t handle Fuhad’s guesses on First Impressions 😂😂

Laura Carpenter

Hey everyone I've two tickets to the show next week that I'm looking to swap for the tickets in September if anyone is willing to swap

Nataleigh Kathleen

Hitting water at a high speed/force is the same as falling into concrete 🫣

Devan Konn

I missed the “shadiest thing ever”.. Newer 10 hr work days for ya girl has got me spun. But I got a good one: 💃🏻 *story-time* Picture me, I’m 24 y/o female newly divorced & I meet a 31 y/o male hockey ref for this semi-pro team here. We date 6 months, heavy. I’m staying @ his place every night he’s not traveling, driving him to the airport every time he flies out in his car, wanting me to move to back with him to Michigan when the season is done, you know the deal. One time I’m driving him to the airport & a call comes in (his phone is connected via Bluetooth) and the name is Emilee P___. He nonchalantly said something about it being his cousin and he’ll call her back later. Odd, but presumable. Of course my inner crazy bitch sensors are going OFF, but I keep it calm, cool, and collected until I dropped him off and headed back home. Then I proceeded to pull over and go the fuck through his car. I found nothing until a 💡 went off and I said to myself “check the Bluetooth, bitch.” Wouldn’t you know… there was Emily P___’s name listed. Super sus. Again, let things slide but I can feel my rage starting to percolate inside. I confront his roomie (rookie mistake but I was young), thankfully he was a total pussy dickhead and threw him under the bus. I guess my man had really rubbed him the wrong way lately and karma did me a solid. Roomie proceeds to tell me my man has convinced her (Emilee - stupid fucking name btw) that I was the roomies psycho ex gf & I would try anything to get back with him and so I need to go ahead and be blocked to prevent me from talking to her to get to him (roomie). This clocks because I had found zero internet trails when I searched her previously (don’t act like the streets haven’t taught us to be straight sleuths). So again, another 💡 goes off: photo collage. I put together a fucking photo collage bc this was before you could post multiple photos in a gallery type set up on IG. Then I waited until he was about 3 hours into his 12 hour flight to Japan and hit “send”. The thought process behind this being this was the earlier days of WiFi capability on international flights. It was patchy at best and really only somewhat tapping 3G at the very beginning and end of the trip. In between was a total digital black hole. Hard to find these days. Thankfully, not so much back then.. The post: A collage of pics, texts, etc between me and said “man”. Along with a lonnnnngggg 1-5 bullet pointed list of irrefutable evidence/situations that proved he was in serious relationships over a half a year with both of us at the same exact time. Again, I think the timeframe helped me here too bc you could still tag people even if they had blocked you back then. So I tagged tf out of her on IG & Twitter and listed my number. THE POST TOOKK OFFFFFFF She called me within the hour. Flash forward to him landing hours and hours later only to walk directly into a war zone lol. I can just imagine the flood of voicemails and texts that came in on top of all the social media tags 🤣🤣. Best of which when he called me back to bless me out about putting his shit on front street, it cost him hella money on top of all of that because I kept him on the phone for the LONGESTTT. Petty? Yes. Worth it, fuck yeah. 💃🏻

Sinead Casey

I'm soooo late to the game , I missed out on tickets 🥺🥺🥺 Bush is my ends as well 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I hope ye record it so I can at least see it here lol x

Ash W

Mechanics are here, I am mechanics 😂😂 holla for that free work boys 🤙🏼😂

Pop Da Don

Ngl women call men homophobic because some men don’t wanna date or have sex with a trans, but when flipped around he’s going to jail, that’s so odd