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Ep 194 - Lying About Your Height! (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-23 11:00:27
Imported:
2026-06

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WHAT'S GOOD CULT GANGGGGGGGGG!!!

As always we sincerely hope you love this episode as much as we loved making it.

Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Comments

Pooh🍯

I love it here

Ricky

Na I’ve never lied about my height I’m 5’10 but I’m Mexican and we don’t care about that lol

JessLee M

You gentleman always say that women aren't for women, and then when a woman tries to leave a clue for another woman about her cheating ass boyfriend, she's the bad guy. I don't think she's an ass hole at all. Sometimes, we have to be women for women in our own ways

Liza

I never learned how to ride a bike 🤣🤣

Derek

How James describes his dad when they used to cry I do my son about 11 seconds before I call your name that’s enough

Anthony Phillips

My daughter is 11 and shes 6 ft 4 in 🤣. I'm 6 ft 7 in and her mom is like 5'7" lol but her brother (my daughters uncle) is 6'10" lol so it runs in the family n im the tallest on both sides of my family 🤣

BQVL

Goated

Selena

Yass! Bout to make my Thursday Grand !

Adam Desai

See you boys tonight for the live show

sun(shine)

As a tall girl (6.0), I've never lied for my high. I just go after those basketball players u know 😉

Ellis N

Not me sat waiting for the chat about the boys

Taylor Andrews

yo Lads that disabled girl on a swing ain’t true 😂😂 fucking funny joke tho 😂😂

Lucy

Fuhad loves the word unbeknownst

Devan Konn

I’ve had SEVERAL tape measures whipped out lol. But I’m like the opposite of the both of y’all. Something about my ratio has my legs long enough where my hip meets them mid-torso even at the same height (5’4 1/4 inches.. 163.95cm apparently). Everyone SWEARS I’m taller though 💃🏻 (like 5’6 .. I’m done with doing math🤣)

Devan Konn

But my 2 best friends in HS were 6’0 and 5’11. We called the tall one Lady LeBron. And LL stayed lying about her height knowing full well she was jolly green giant status

Gabrielle Brown Reece

About the girl who left her eyelash, he made it her business when he brought her in their place. 100% leave the eyelash. His gf should know 🤷🏽‍♀️

Diane David

I was 5’9” flat footed and considered tall back in my day, but I’m long limbed. My ex is 6’2” so I was happy he was taller than me because tall men are rare here. I don’t know how I missed it but while I was pregnant with our second I noticed when we stood side by side, even though he was taller that my legs were actually longer than his, like his legs were so short if I wore a short skirt, his legs ended at the hem! It looked mad! Made me laugh though 🤣

Kimberley Mai

I told people i was 5’8” for years! Come to find I’m 5’10” after I got the tape measure whipped out on me! Still tell people I’m 5’9” tho

Dr. April

The “breasts so big it affects her quality of life” comment had my cracking up!!! 😂😂😂 That shit is true. I just had a breast reduction because of that. I felt that comment 😂😂

Sadia Mahzabin

If you ask me (F 5’2) everyone becomes eye level as soon as you take a bat to their knee cap. I swear I wasn’t born violent, people just test me

Victoria Winterford

I’m 5’7 and always thought I was soooooo tall 🤦🏽‍♀️ …. Always say I’m like 5’6.5 ! 😅

L T

What's that in cm

Jake Collins

Joined the group of white robes and yezzyz yesterday best Choice

Miesha White

Greetings Fellas. I’m binge watching the episodes as a new Patreon member and just watched the “No Beard Gang” ep where you both did the no beard Snapchat filter. It’s been a few months and y’all have been putting in work in the gym. Have you gone back and looked at the filter again yet? I need updates.

JJ

Yh I lied about my height but the wrong way I said I was 5”7 measured myself to prove it and I was 5”10 -5”11 can’t really remember the exact height

Ethan

I’m 6’2.5 barefoot anywhere from 6’3 to 6’4.5 depending on what shoes I’m wearing and I love telling people I’m 5’11 😂😂 dudes claiming to be 6-6’2 Fucken hate it. I’ll never lie to a woman though too many 6+ foot girls in aus

Kimmie B

My 5’1 self sitting here just giggling because I look up to everyone 🤦🏾‍♀️

Gareth Palmer-Owen

5.8 but say 5.9 just to sound extra. Definitely would curl over and die if someone whipped out a tape measure

BadGyalSasha

Whyyyyyy am I listening to this in the office and bust out a big ole dutty laugh at the elephant story!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Alana Brangman

Hi! You guys should watch SPYx FAMILY anime. Curious what you think

Brittany

oh man I can’t ride a bike or swim, but I be sitting there watching videos thinking oh yeah easy peasey lol

Kesh

I'm 6ft, no hiding it! Tall girls ain't for everyone unfortunately lol