Home
Creators
Search Recent Missing Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Ep 216 - I'm Pressing Charges! (Patreon)

Published:
2022-09-08 11:26:47
Imported:
2026-06
Tags:

Content

ITS THURSDAY CULT BABIES!!

This one was so much fun to record, top 5 Patreon episodes in our opinion so we hope you enjoy!!

The streets informed me that Fuhad was getting chirpsed on our most recent zoom call and we love to see it keep the sensual vibes coming 😂💙 

Files

Ep 216 - I'm Pressing Charges!

Comments

Miranda

First off how does James come up with these scenarios 🤣🤣 secondly not only would he be charged with robbery now he has added a double kidnapping and a murder man’s never getting out of prison 🤣🤣🤣

Lo Anne

to be fair the one about the friend gaining weight and getting cheated on.... sounds like Why did I get married? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️......the grits story and tub drowning one is Diary of a Mad Black woman....was this a real thread? these women be living out the silver screen

Linds444????

I’m catching up w all the videos posted and on this particular day I’ve been feeling LOW LOW and nothing has made me laugh apart from your guys’ videos omds 😂I appreciate the content 🫶🏼can’t wait to see you guys live on May 11th !!

Alexi

Yall do realize that thread was just a bunch of tyler perry movies right?.?🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😭

Buffy

This is my favorite episode 🤣😂 too funny. Funny asf actually.

Dominique Roberson

Mandem need to watch Tyler perry movies 🤣🤣🤣

Chantel Wright

Yall need to watch Tyler Perry because most of them tweets are Tyler Perry movies

Baby Brit 🤍

I’m DYING with their oblivion to these Madea movies !! Literally in tears

Kaila

James imagination is wild!!!! 🤣

Kaila

This burglar kidnapping story I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣

Kennia Joseph

I am crying at this burglar stories

Kennia Joseph

Two of the drama stories are Tyler Perry Movie plots: Why did I get Married and Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Shaila Abney

Nah bcs that first ‘drama tweet’ sounds like why did I get married 😂😂

Shaila Abney

Nahhh like 4 of those r Tyler Perry plots

Nessa V

Literally all of them all of this is diary of a mad black woman missing Orlando 😂

Naps Gram

Ok good. I thought i was the only one noticing that these were plots from movies. Double Jeopardy, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, (referenced twice!) and Why Did I Get Married

Marita

Isn't that why did I get married too?

Marita

So Fuhad and James have never watched these movies

Danielle R.

I have a true story that sounds made up. Here we go: My neighbor hired the guy who threatened to shoot up my high school to kill his parents. His plan was to split the insurance money he would get from their deaths. The guy attacked the parents with a hammer and the mom had a lot of injuries but the dad was okay. Needless to say, the plan failed miserably, they incriminated themselves only hours after the attempted murder and they’re both in prison and have about 5-6 years left of their sentences. (They were only sentenced to 10 years). And before you ask, yes I live in the USA. Background on my neighbor: I’ve known him since I was 5 and he was 8. Him and his brother would come to my house for cookouts and birthday parties but that quickly ended (My parents didn’t play that). He told my mom he planned to kill all the adults in the world but said he would spare her because she always cooked for him. He also threatened to hurt our neighbor across the street in graphic details because she didn’t like him back. He also would go down the street to the restaurant that had animals in the back and he would shoot the chickens to death with his BB Gun. (Why he had this I don’t fucking know). He was on medication and was going to an alternative school because he was kicked out of the schools in our district for his threats. Btw, I don’t even know how my neighbor and the almost school shooter knew each other because my neighbor was older than him by 5-6 years and they didn’t go to the same schools. And after the threat the guy made to our school he wasn’t allowed back, but the school deans was not taking this man seriously and now look, he’s in jail for attempted murder.

Maki

Show recommendation! Disney+: Only murders in the building! That show is funny! And Selena Gomez Yum! Prime: 13 Lives! This is a movie! The Britts saving that Thai football team out of the caves. That movie made me so nervous! Loved it!

Nyeta

I love how the second Twitter thread was just all American movies 😂😂😂

Nas

I was in Madeira at the same time and the poncha I had was the opposite of bangin. Hits quick tho 😂😂

Karley Davis

One of the best episodes aside 1)Pokémon Trainer and 2) Crumping his tits off

Freddy Cleverly

Been on teir 2 for a while n missed the last couple zoom invites🥲🥲

Junior Odebunmi

James had me in tears, man said when she scurry into the field, I’ll kill her, run her over, dash her body in the van, and move to the next 🤣🤣🤣

Reece

James had me in tears “you see why I have this dead bitch in my van “🤣🤣🤣 House of Dragons is the show if you haven’t seen go and watch it Gang

Khala Torres-Finch

I’m tryna chirps a ting at Jamesssss. This mans stories literally send me into tears crying and my back aching from laughing so hard. I put my best friend on to SNG and shes convinced James is my twin flame 😂

Nicky Sochela

The Twitter hall of fame was funnier because they were all movie references and the lads didn’t clock 🤣

Loraine Morris

I’m over here crying at the fact that those were mainly Tyler Perry movies 😂

Michelle

Show recommendation: although there are only 3 episodes out atm and they only go for 20-25 minutes each. But it’s called The Patient with Steve Carell! On Disney +.

MissCassandraJ

If ANYONE has a spare ticket to the show pleaseeee pleaseeee let me know and message me on insta! It’s on my birthday week and man oh man do I NEED to be there for some laughs!!! 😂🙏🏾 Thank you Cult Babies!!! 💋 @MissCassandraJ

Karen Salgado

I need these man to watch every Tyler Perry movie reference cus that had me dead that they didn’t know the situations in twitter hall of fame🤣🤣

Karen Salgado

Also we ain’t gonna gloss over the fact that Fuhad said Peppa Pig 💀

Pop Da Don

its bout time i made my way over here i had to watch all the youtube videos first no bull shit moe lmaoooo

Robyn

I’m upset that they didn’t get that one about the side chick and wife.. that’s diary of a mad black woman! I know a Tyler Perry movie when I hear it 😂🤣

Sheri Patterson

‘’ if I hear the suck ‘’ 😂🤣😆

Anika Hudson

The pedophile/burglar story gives “I came by” on Netflix vibes.

Always Sunshyne

The Twitter ones are Madea movies 🤦🏽‍♀️.

Molly Cera

I live just outside of Toronto, and I got to do some a/v work at Drake’s house after he had some OVO festivities there. I only got to see his indoor basketball court where the party was and I swear that section of the house alone is double the size of the house I live in. Man has MONEY

Jasmine Heard

Half these movies are Tyler Perry movies hahaha….Why Did I get Married, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, a Fall From Grace, and Family Reunion 😂😂😂

Shvy Slay Beauty

Them not knowing that half of these are movies is what’s funny 😂😂

Inathi Mshumpela

Not “The diary of a mad black women”😂😂😂”my ghetto aunt”(madea)😂😂😂😂please I’m dying of laugher 😭😭😂😂💀💀😂😂

Anna Banana

It’s the fact all of those threads are Tyler Perry movies 🤣🤣🤣

Cindy Colato

The bit where a person put on too much weight sounds like the pot story to “Why Did I Get Married” the Tyler Perry movie.

Tanya Isabella

The thread,about the burglary it sounds like a series on Netflix.Can’t remember what it’s called though.🤔I haven’t finished it though it’s a bit dry….