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GOOD AFTERNOON CULT BABIES!! Hope you’ve all eaten breakfast this morning! We’re back again with EP 314! This week we prove nobody knows bait Drake song lyrics, weekly catch-up! JMoney shares a story of when he got stuck rock climbing, Rem shares a trash news and we recap over the Deepest breath!

SAY THANK YOU TO ELLIS FOR YOUR CHAPTERS!!

Enjoy!

PS! Cult babies if you wanna link up with your fellow peers join us on Discord! Add Remskkii#9108, once he accepts your request, please send him your Patreon email address. Gxng!

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SNG EP 314

00:00, SING SING 01:44, HE DRANK HIS... 10:02, WEEKLY CATCH UP 25:58, TRASH NEWS 32:09, WHEN JAMES GOT STUCK... 38:45, THE DEEPEST BREATH 51:32, DRAKE STEALING YOUR GIRL 56:17, THREAD

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Kat Morgan Fitness

Ngl as a domme… a lot of men back nut, their own or on a cuckhold vibe

Briana Dejesus

Poor James 😂 your 21st birthday was a trip

Charlotte Gagnon

First thing I noticed was the gorgeous giant gold plaque sitting on the fridge

Em-2013

Pokémon theme song next week??? 🙌🏽😂

Kay Writes

as someone from sunderland - fair hahah

Alecia White

Did Rem just say Shaun White isn’t with us anymore 😂😂😂😂 Rem Shaun white is very much alive 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

Yesitsme

YES THANK YOU ELLIS🥰❤️🙏🏾❤️🙏🏾❤️🙏🏾❤️🥰

Emma Smiley

J moneys wagamama ramen noodle dangling out of his pants

Latoria

Currently on the bus laughing so hard at James last story that I have tears in my eyes. I know everyone is wondering whats so funny.😭😭😭😭

Ariel Soto

Am I the only one who is thrown off every time their chairs aren’t symmetrical?😂😂

pika

thank u ellis for the chapters and for ur singing i love u 😭🫶🏽

Sasha

This was epically funny.

Kristin James

Please watch/review Foundation on Apple TV 😩

Jeremy Laboy

a good song to get the vibes going for next thursday i think would be take you there by sean kingston

Morgan

Day after drinking shits (aka DADS) are not funny at all like I didn't know that my gut could do things like that 🤣

Myriam

funiest patreon ep so far

KShena Fuentes

Ellis singing like Drake SENT me!! 🤣 Also, Fuhad, Monday has ALWAYS been leg day for me! It sets the week up and it gets it out of the way. I also do a glute iso day on Thursdays but that’s just since I’m tryna get these yams right! 🤣🤣🤣

Lilly

Thank You Ellis for the chapters ❤️

Georgia

Beeriod had me dyyyinnggg!!! Rem nearly on the floor! Tooooo much man 🤣🤣💩🤣🤣

Chai

Hands in the mashed potatoes is crazy ☠️🤣☠️🤣

Kristoff Carty

GoG 3 is a top three Marvel movie of all time... the actor who played the High Evolutionary was ACTIN!!!

N'anh Sy

The room key story resonated with me. I was drunk on my birthday once, wanted to order a Quarter Pounder with Bacon, but they did not make it in Prague. The lady told me it did not exist, I acknowledged it, but kept asking the same thing (three times in a row) until my brain finally registered what she was saying..

summer allen

Fuhad and these grey pants 👀

Lennyn garcia

Hands down one of the funniest eps so far 😂😂😭

Sumaya Adem

i love that yall dividing the eps into chapters

The Barista Witch

Renaissance is only part 1/3. Bey still has two more albums at LEAST to drop. This is farrrr from her last tour. She’s just extra as fuck 😂

Daisy Monaghan

The Sunderland story 🤣 - ‘The whole time I was in and out of consciousness and intermittently I would run to the toilet and shit myself’ 😭😭😭😭😭

jreneee_

I've officially watched every episode you guys have ever posted on Youtube and Patroen!! I'm in deep now. Love you guys!

Nyeta

New season of invasion on Apple TV

Meaux 🩷

I’m finally a cult baby! Love you guys ❤️

Miami Mercenary

Shaun White is definitely still alive.. what is Rem talking about??

Taryn

Lmao how is anyone impressed by that Drake ting? 🤣 😴

Chef G

"I fell in the shower, and tried to grab the water" LMAOOO

Malika Briana

ELLIS LMFAOOO yall need to prepare this man in advance for these songs

Dana

Finally apart of the cult babies and I’m loving it!! 🥳🥳

Liyaah Gee

the gag is... everyone that bought listening only tickets got upgraded to floor or better... to unsold seats.

Alissa Lambourn

James perspective on the cum ting was actually so refreshing. I can’t imagine the number of people who humiliate other people then humiliate them further by laughing about it w their boys or girls - like it’s gut wrenching to be on that other side. Now I know this cum thing wasn’t that deep - but in other scenarios knowing he ain’t one of them types is 😍😍😍

Levi Morris

Damn I’m a Geordie. What an insult 😂

Jennifer

How did he not notice the difference in the taste and texture of the coke? Gag

Stacey Fleming

That Shepards pie story… couldn’t breathe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shirelle Forbes

James’ birthday story was priceless 🤣

Adrian 🪐

this might be my favorite episode

Aaliyah Maddox

Idk how I have not seen this one yet 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed my soul out & it was so nice to hear yall say my name during the drake skit 😂❤️

Danika

It wasn’t a flash back, it was an origin story ❤️