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My Hill to Die On - Bidets (Patreon)

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2025-06-10 10:00:05
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Skye’s tired of toilet paper and he thinks it’s time for a revolution in toilet technology: bidets. A toilet that cleans you, no paper required! Skye’s enthused, but Kaitlyn’s not sold. Can he flush away her doubts?

Comments

Mariana

I'm a fan of bidets. I didn't know that they could go all fancy like Skye's, but it really cleans better than paper ☺️

David Bednar

🎶 Now it's time for News of the Butt🎶

Hannah Rosario

I will die on that hill with you! It should be the standard!

James Sigountos

Kaitlyn needs to travel more in Italy or France, where good hotels have them. Experience speaks louder than cringe-worthy stories

Kathy Ramsey

After a trip to Italy, I decided we needed a bidet. It sounds like we got the same one. I will die on this hill with Skye. Bidets are the bomb!

Pastor Bill Dodge

Bidets are awesome!!! America with toilet paper is primitive. Life saver when I had my colonoscopy. This should be the default in public bathrooms. Pro-bidet!

Nathaniel Vanderploeg

We've had a bidet in our house for several years! Now every toilet in our house is equipped with one. It's great in tandem with a Squatty Potty. Skye, that's your next bathroom accessory!

Jon Beltz

Bidets all the way! I have been a fan ever since I first used one in Jordan! America needs bidets!

Rich Eng

Bidets FTW (fresher than wiping 😉)!

Neil Downey

Yes and amen! Skye has never been more right in his life. Last November I fell off a ladder and broke both my wrists. Our bidet was a lifesaver. We now have one in every bathroom. I have become a bidet evangelist.

Brad Irving

Agree with Skye! We installed a cheap one in the pandemic, and NGL, I lament when I have to use a non-bidet option

David Rogers

I support any bathroom innovation that can be taxed. In no time, government units can become flush with cash

Scott McArthur

I am new to Holy Post plus but I have listened to almost every episode of Holy Post- after this episode I want my $5 back 😑😝

IJ

As an Asian who grew up making trips to the middle east, where some places only have bidets and no toilet paper, now living in the US I've never understood the reluctance to bidets. Then I learned it was marketing to sell more toilet paper... bidets are so much cleaner and less abrasive it's a no brainer for me.

Leslie Banta

News of the Butt covered for this week.

Joy Diaz

I was with you until the HPM branded bidet. Lost me there 🤣 In general, I think experts agree, but I am not convinced they are as hygienic for females, if you know what I mean...

Jen Franzke

After living in Japan, one of the best “souvenirs” we brought back was a Japanese bidet toilet seat for our master bathroom!

Charlie Hernandez

I think this has been the most funny episode on this series that I’ve heard so far. I was cracking up and laughing uncontrollably at one point. Thank you for bringing this type of light humidifying freshness to all the parts of the body of Christ.

Brian Twigg

Americans are always weirded out by bidets until you use one. Once I did I realized how much I was living in 1820. It will change the way you view this function and when you don't have access to one...it's like the end of the world.

Bonnie Sloat

The days are marvelous inventions. I lived in Brazil for many years and they are standard equipment in every bathroom. When we move back to the states, we didn’t get one but later on we decided to install one on our bathroom stool very inexpensively. Not heated like yours sky, but nevertheless does the job. Oh how I’d wish I had had one of these before menopause.

Jim Murphy

I’m confused about what Skye bought - is it a stand-alone bidet? Or a toilet-bidet combo? Or just a toilet seat with bidet attachment?

Judi

PROBIDET!!! All of our potties are bidets and we LOVE them!

Rebecca Cooper

I think Skye & I have the same bidet, & I agree that it's amazing!

MichEal Rafter

100% Yes! I had got one and like it, then my wife bought me an updated one. It does save toilet paper, and love that I feel cleaner and helps to move things along better. And don’t forget the ottoman stool to lift legs higher, which helps greatly align things for a better experience!

Mike Goetz

Surely the Holy Post branded bidet would play the News of the Butt theme when you sat down. How has no one else realized this obvious tie-in yet?

Sean Silveira

I agree with Skye. Even the simple single water sources. I aspire to be able to have the heated seat kind someday.

Heidi Mayes

Does the bidet come with a phone app?

Rebecca

So where did your wife get the bidet? I’d love to get my husband one. He’d love it for his birthday. Thx.

Melissa Longley

I will also die on this hill with Skye. 1,000,000%

Mark Harvey

“Wash me and I shall be whiter than snow…”

Eva Burkholder

We have installed a hand held bidet in our home. It’s a bit cheaper! (But also helpful for certain medical conditions). I’m with Skye.

Peter Griffin

Sounds like he has the TOTO SW3084#01 WASHLET C5. Highly recommend!

Kate Harris

Team bidet!! We first used them in Italy. We've had ours for 5+ years and love them. In Kaitlyn's defense, I do think the idea of them can feel a bit "eeww" if you've never used one. We have a family member we're trying to convince and they are anti bidet, but not for any logical or reasonable reasons.

Denise Lee

Team Bidet all the way!

Chloe Sprowl

truly missed the bday bidet rhyme joke

Amy

Never used one but I am intrigued

Josh Wilkins

I don't necessarily want all the bells and whistles, but I agree that bidets are better

Amanda Boozer

The Holy Post bidet has to have some News of The Butt branding 😆

David B.

What with the title of this episode, I found the reference to deciding "between these two hills" vastly entertaining--AND the fact that this was the coin-toss "tails" option! I also think it should have ended with the "This has been the News of the Butt!" jingle...

Grace Joy

Bidet all the way and everyday

Da ve

Yes to Bidets! Even more yes to an HP branded Bidet.

Brenda

They should get one at the studio

Lenny Bennett

Which bidet did he get, though!!!

Kate

It's the best thing ever, ngl!

David B.
>>177220203

I think bells and whistles would make things awkward. You don't want to be in there and then your family hears celebratory sound effects when--oh, metaphorical bells and whistles! ;) Never mind!

Caroline Grout

After having lived in Korea for four years and then moving back to thr States, a hearty AMEN! from me, Skye! My butt never feels clean anymore, and I hate it. If omky bidets weren't $300 . . .

Vickie Lynn

Yes! Bidets are the bomb!