Heathens Chapter 1 (Patreon)

When Beyond Birthday wakes up in his hospital room, on a fine day in a long, long list of fine days he’s spent here, the first thing he sees is his very dead friend, who looks very content while reading a very colorful pamphlet.

His first thought is: I’m finally dead. Thank god.

His second thought is, upon hearing the heartbeat monitor and seeing A turn and smile at him is: No, I’m not. Shit.

Pretty much what you can expect from me is this: if it's an unlikely AU you bet I'm going to write it. Welcome to fun without plot (lmao how long will that last I wonder) post-LABB au where Beyond Birthday gets hospital treatment and A faked their death. L and Watari are still alive, and there's an AI in there somewhere.