Frotcast 610: RIPNut The Jackoff Squirrel. Plus, 'Trap!' (Patreon)

A Pale Squirrel Appears, Whose Rider is Death, And Hell Follows With Him, Or RIPnut

Greetings Frotfans, the end of days is nigh, as foretold by the prophecy of the jackoff squirrel. Listen to Vince’s brain begin to liquefy and ooze out of his ear canals as we cover the saga of Pnut the ex-squirrel slash OnlyFans advertisement and how it’s become a flashpoint on the right as they desperately seek a galvanizing force leading into Election Day. What does a dead squirrel have to do with a presidential election? Good question! Please let us know if you have any idea! 

Next, we watched M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap so you don’t have to. In his most devious twist yet, it turns out the singer in the movie, who performs several songs in their entirety and does not seem to be able to act is...THE DIRECTOR’S DAUGHTER. 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but our mans has a nice little stew going until the final third of the movie. Solid B+.

Depending on when this goes up, please vote or we hope you voted. Matt wrote in Joe Biden.