Frotcast 629: The Road to Dumbasscus, with Adam Johnson (Patreon)

This week, we welcome Adam Johnson from the Citations Needed podcast and The Column, to discuss all the important news of the week. But first! We have toddler stories we absolutely must tell each other for some reason! After that we dive into Andrew Schulz's new hot take about how Donald Trump is cool because he "gets pussy," which leads us to ask important questions about when we think the last time Donald Trump actually had sex was. We also couldn't not discuss the Pete Hegseth doom cycle, from embarrassing his kids on Easter, to showing up with wildly uneven sideburns, to do act-outs so elaborate they would embarrass an off-brand Youtuber.

Finally we round things off with a trip to Australia, to discuss the week's weirdest news clip and our own belated discovery of "The Twinnies." Luckily we were already well familiar with another strange Australian, Bob Katter, who we knew thought gay marriage was a distraction from crocodile attacks, but this week also learned that he once egged the Beatles.

After that, Adam has to leave and so Matt and Vince take the opportunity to try to discuss the latest Kanye revelation, that he "sucked off" his cousin until he was 14 and wrote a whole song about it. It's a rich tapestry.