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Learning can be fun! But not here. Here, you suffer. Mark Mahoney hates your brain and he's going to prove it with, "Learn at Every Turn." Warning: Contains a sexy and naked native sexual awakening and NOTHING ELSE.

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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

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Amber M.

There was some app they were pushing after I had my kid, I think it was Vroom, and it had all these ideas for helping your infant and toddler learn. I downloaded it and found all their suggestions were things I was already doing anyway (like showing him things and saying what they are) without even thinking about it as "oh I better do this thing for my kid's development." I think it was made for space aliens dealing with human children for the first time or something.

Chlorine and Cola

My teenage years were pretty confusing, I would be in the shower or just changing clothes and there was always the Indian there. It's not like he was trying to lend a hand or something. We would just make eye contact, IT WAS FINE. Nothing weird. I still feel pretty guilty when I masturbate. I think I'm accidentally sexually harassing my Indian but who am I supposed to call? Adult Protective Services? The Bureau of Land Management? A Chrysler dealership? I don't know!