Hot Dog Store: A-Pop Bigfeets Hunters (Patreon)

There’s only one crew in town that can strengthen the Appalachian Honmoon, but you ain’t gonna like the way they do it.

You wanna get wild? Okay, I’ll show you wild.

Available right now in our store in a variety of colors and sizes, the hit internet streaming series that has been heard by over seven hundred billion people finally has a shirt. And by buying one, you help reinforce the Honmoon with Jeff’s golden abilities.

Yes, it is working! Jeff’s piss is unstoppable, and it’s only a matter of time before the entire world is covered in his incredible golden shower. All you need to do is buy one of these posters and place it somewhere to reflect the harmonic piss barrier. I believe in you!