Hot Dog Store: Start Your Engines, It's Dogg Rodd Time! (Patreon)

Get your no-good rat fink big daddy ass in here.

Rusty cooked up one hell of an illustration for you this week, and we’ve put it on just about everything we could.

Dennard is the guy

Who makes Brockway cry

Jokes that slowly burn

Seanbaby’s concern

Dig through the ditches

and burn through the witches

Slam in the back of our Doggula.

That is just so fucking cool. I love that style. Well, let’s take a look in the ol’ vault this week! Have you been good little hotdogs?

You have! And for your good behavior we have the ET Prom shirt available in the vault this week!

We know you have a lot of questions just looking at this shirt. Don’t worry, we get this a lot: Brockway is E.T.’s prom date, E.T. is Seanbaby’s prom date, Seanbaby is Brockway’s prom date.

The only way to know more is to own the shirt. Buy it if you can find it, I’ve hidden it well!