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Punching Day: The Time Rambo Saved Christmas (Patreon)

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2025-12-19 13:00:15
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2025-12
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In 1986, the definitive Christmas special was produced. I'm obviously talking about Season 1 Episode 45 of Rambo: The Force of Freedom called "When S.A.V.A.G.E. Stole Santa." There's no need for more intro. Here's the entire episode, faithfully adapted for the world wide web, I barely changed anything, it's the fucking best.

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Comments

Intillectrician

I remember this. I can hear the Rambo theme echoing in my head to this day "Ramboooo and the force of free-eeedom"

Bill Culbertson

Why does the S.A.V.A.G.E. driver have an extra testicle on his chin?

The Gil-Monster

I am laughing so hard. I remember this episode. Happy holidays, 1900HOTDOG!!

Skebotron

The way General Warhawk slams back in his chair in the beginning breaks my brain, it's like the animators have never seen a human sit down before. I get that he's in the back of a moving truck, but still. And even knowing it's a coke-fueled 80s cartoon, even with it being Rambo, I still can't suspend my disbelief far enough to believe that he'd survive being crushed by literal tons of lumber. Headband of Rage or not, he would've been a disjointed, jumbled mess of sweaty meat and bone. 10/10

Munchy P

I’ve never actually watched this show, but I assume Rambo transitions into his shirtless/headband form at the climax of every episode and I desperately hope there’s like a 30 second magical girl transformation sequence every time it happens.

drake godzilla

I have never seen this show but now I want too

FancyShark

[RAMBO SOUNDS] You said it, Rambo! Wait, how did you get in here?

Quicksilver

I can hardly wait for "John McClane's Hannukah Havoc", with Rubik The Amazing Cube as guest star.

Dylan Gilbert

So Rambo went from a hoodie with the sleeves torn off to a full winter coat, then totally shirtless, implying he’s kept warm by hot-blooded American murder power and didn’t need a shirt at all. The production team must have been on a heroically lethal amount of drugs when they made this show

Vooster

Those remote tundra orphanages get all the best toys

Skebotron

SHIT! I forgot to call out how Rambo's gloves have fingernails!

Scribbler Johnny

We all know exactly what *Rambo noises* sound like. It had to be said.

Ace Hendrix

Fuck yeah Rambo!! GI Joe would never.

Richard Orr

Thank you for faithfully subtitling this cartoon for us.

Sebben

[RAMBO NOISES]

Jeff Orasky

Deathjeff fucking rules. Finally, one cool Jeff against all the shit ones we have seen on 1900hotdog. There is hope. He is our chosen one!

Matthew Harris

I knew a girl named Gwen and I went to visit her one Christmas and she said she had special "peppermint juice", and I drank it and asked "did you just dissolve a candy cane in a pitcher of water", and it turns out that is exactly what she did. Thank you for bringing up this great memory.