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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 - Lydia Bugg 🌭 (Patreon)

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2025-12-22 13:00:17
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2026-11
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Just like we do every year, 1-900-HOTDOG is taking the very best articles by the very best people and making them free. Just like every year, this is our holiday gift to you and the world. And just like every year, you and the world got us jack fucking shit. So make it up to us by spreading some of these free articles around, or sharing the entire free category of the site to your friends, family, and enemies you still kind of want to bang.

Lydia Bugg fills many blind spots in the Hot Dog purview. Without her we’d never know about the death mask of French Ronald McDonald, what a nasty little freak the Garfield restaurant guy turned out to be, or how to fuck a giant pitcher of Kool Aid. Sure, we could technically live without any of that knowledge. Sure, that knowledge actually makes living much harder. And sure, we’d do terrible things to erase it from our brains forever…

Here are the articles.

The Straight Girls Guide to Dating Women 🌭

A dating guide for lesbians, written by a straight woman on a lesbian safari. If you’re queer and don’t know it, discover such advanced lesbian sex tips as “wow” and “this is great!”

The Extended McDonaldland Universe 🌭

Find out what Ronald McDonald is like in other countries! Strangely fuckable, is the answer. Find out what the Hamburglar is like in other countries! Strangely fuckable, is the answer. Find out what Grimace is like in other countries! Strangely fuckable is somehow again the answer.

Nathen Mazri's Political Career 🌭

Nathan Mazri bought the licensing rights to start a Garfield-themed restaurant. It ate his whole brain and the rest of his entire life. Garfield is hungry. Garfield has always been hungry.

Tottie: The Story Of A Dolls House 🌭

Tottie is the best haunted stop-motion dollhouse story ever told. You will come to love Tottie’s tragic eyes and decaying clowns. And then you will watch them burn.

Cold Sweat 🌭

Yes, the fuckable Kool-Aid Man is in this one. You’ve been waiting to find out which article the fuckable Kool-Aid Man is in since we mentioned him in the intro. Where’s the fuckable Kool-Aid Man? You kept asking. It’s finally here. It’s this one. But you’re not asking the real question: Where’s the fuckable drink pallet? Answer: Also here.

You can read this article and every other one on the much better in every way 1900HOTDOG.COM

Comments

Jeff Orasky

If the dry spell is long enough, almost anything can become strangely fuckable. I think that those McDonald's commercials taught us more about commercial writers in other countries than it did about Grimace in other countries.

DustysRadTitle

Thanks to Lydia, I have purchased Cold Sweat. I am forever cursed by fuckable Kool-Aid

Skebotron

I didn't fully realize it until I saw these together here, but man, Lydia was on fire this year! (metaphorically, unlike the dolls)

AutoReroll

Would have been toigh to only pick 5 this year, but I am so glad that I now get to share the horror of fuckable koolaid man with my unsuspecting friends.

Matthew Harris

When you make these "best of" articles free, do you include a disclaimer that these are also "worst of" articles, and that not every article on here is about fucking the Kool-Aid man? Because the better an article here is, the worse an article here is.

Jeff Orasky

I can't wait to celebrate Boxing Day by punching an evil doll!

Didi Fffffff

Every time I read an article about a certain orange suited Canadian, I worry for Lydia’s safety. There is something deeply unsettling about him.

Mike Metzler

Lydia articles are my favorite thing about Monday mornings.

Mister Sinistar

Lydia Bugg's contributions to the 1-900-HOTDOG Rogue's Gallery are awesome. Envisioning Long-arm Grimace, the Kool-Aid Man and Nathen Mazri fucking in a pile is a small price to pay for such great reads.