Hot Dog Store: ICYMI 1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM (Patreon)

It’s like music, but for your ears!

When we started this website, it was a thin excuse to pursue our true passion: Podcasting. When we started the podcast, it was a thin excuse to pursue our truer passion: Commissioning custom theme songs. Finally you can give us money for them, and help make a very small dent in our absolutely crippling theme song debt.

1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM contains 18 theme songs, 23 Extra Wieners, and 1 stunning high res artwork of all 16 of your favorite dogs. Featuring the musical talents of Zak Koonce, Jamie Kelly, Seanbaby, and technically Brockway, 1-900HOTDOG: THE ALBUM is the perfect theme music for any occasion, from the bedroom (fucking) to your neighbor's carport (also fucking). You can fuck to this album. You can only fuck to it. You're not allowed to do anything else but fuck while playing it.

Available only on our patreon.

I feel a strong energy coming from the vault this week.

Do yoga and eat right for Satan.

Available once again in the vault, Dreams of the Witch! Don’t wait too long though, who knows how long this witch will bathe in mediocrity before the slumber ends. Get your shirt while you can, and if you can’t, figure your shit out!