Hot Dog Store: A Micro-Rib Women's Tank Top?? (Patreon)

We got a new type of torso cloth in the vault! But before that, check this out:

A true classic.

We got it on shirts in the store. Look, that dude is wearing one and he looks really great in it! You could look exactly like that! You just gotta buy this shirt!

But wait, check THIS out

That’s right, our classic Assembled Dogs mug, just like your great grandmother used to drink absinthe or whatever out of. Yours now for the low price of whatever the store says. What a deal!

Alright, opening up the vault because we have something new in here. Two weeks in a row? You lucky lucky person. I hope nothing horrible is going to pop out of here soon.

There’s something in that corn, and it ain’t no corn.

For the first time ever, Huckleberry vs. Predator is available in six colors on our new Micro-Rib Women’s Tank Top. Featuring art from a syphilitic shark man, this is the only piece of clothing that captures the daily struggle of life in the Appalachian wilderness. Available only in the Vault, grab it while you can!