Hot Dog Store: We Have That Cool Pint Glass As Not Featured On TikTok (Patreon)

How do you feel about visual puns?

Because it’s the HEADER ahahahahahahahahaha. Someone get Stephan Pastis on the line for me, he’s gonna love this.

Whoa, look at all these cool successful attractive people enjoying their time together. Why, is that a BIGFEETS PINT GLASS I spy there, naturally sitting in the frame and blending seamlessly in with the rest of the photo? I bet if you had one, you’d be invited to cool parties with people who drink things. What I wouldn’t give to experience that some day.

This captain of industry has decided to pour authentic yeti blood into his pint glass. Not sure why. But he can do as he pleases because nobody can tell you what to do anymore once you buy a BIGFEETS PINT GLASS. Not your mom, not the government, not even me! It’s that powerful of a glass!