Nerding Day: Mary Beth's Bean Bag World 2026 (Patreon)

"Fuck you from the present!" screamed a future voice from behind me. I turned to look, but only saw a closing portal. Two minutes later, I was slapped in the face with hundreds of fun and informative pages. At first I thought it was an ordinary copy of Mary Beth's Bean Bag World Monthly, a magazine covering the news and market of collectible Beanie Babies. I have a million of these. It's not even the first time I was attacked with one. But then I looked at the date. 2026. Gasp, I thought. This was published this month.

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