Hot Dog Store: Get your D20 Ready, it's Backyards & Bigfeets (Patreon)

Roll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.

I hope you had a delightful weekend. We were playing a session of a long running TTRPG campaign and it made me remember something beautiful: the Backyards & Bigfeets illustration!

Jason, Seanbaby, and Brockway are with you anywhere you go when you are wearing one of our Classic Cut Shirts. You are an adventuring party of one, and roll with advantage regardless of the terrain you find yourself traversing.

And of course we have it in our women’s cut as well. It does everything the other shirt does and also gives you +2 charisma.

And don’t forget this incredible fever dream van mural is available as an 18”x24” poster. Buy it and put it on your front door so everyone knows what you’ve got going on inside. It helps weed out the kinda people you wouldn’t want to hang with.