Punching Day: Nintendo Adventure Book: Power Punch II (Patreon)

Remember Power Punch II for the Nintendo Entertainment System? You know, the knockoff of Mike Tyson's Punch Out! from 1992 where he goes to space? Of course you remember. There was never a Power Punch 1, and this was its less successful sequel. The entirety of its marketing campaign was this one ad in a single issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly:

That's real! It looks like something a smug third grader would hand a priest to disprove God, but it really happened. Anyway, I only bring it up because I wrote a 13-time rejected (so far) Power Punch II manuscript for the acclaimed Nintendo Adventure Books series. Are you a clever enough puncher to survive STAR PUNCH THESE SPACE FUCKS (final name TBD)?

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