Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS of Future Past: The Poster! (Patreon)

In the dystopian year of 2013, all cryptids suffer in the Bigfeets camps. To trap the future, we must pincer movement the past!

This week I want you all to take a moment to appreciate the absurdity and beauty that exists within this poster.

Where else are you going to find a 24” x 36” poster on that 189 g/m² Japanese paper featuring 2.5 Shaqs? Wrong, It’s only available in one place, buddy: the 1-900-HOTDOG internet web store shoppe.

Buy it. Enjoy it. Love it. Post about it on the internet. Write letters to celebrities about it. Run a political campaign about it. The only thing stopping you is you not having clicked on the link yet.