Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS: Be The Fajita I Know You Can Be (Patreon)

Ugh, mid-July. Every parking lot in America is an outdoor skillet, and baby, you are the sizzling fajita everyone is staring at. This is exactly the right weather for Riders of the Golf Karts.

We all know the old law: ride low, squatch high, fear only corn. I don't know who wrote it, but I absolutely know they were wearing wraparound sunglasses and driving twelve miles an hour through a gated community.

Brett put the kind of energy into this design that normally requires a permit. This is the shirt for summer errands, miniature golf revenge, and leaning against a golf cart like it’s a motorcycle in a magazine ad for cowards with excellent taste.

And because some art deserves more than the temporary museum of your chest, there is also a poster. The poster lets you experience the full composition without fabric folds, weird stains of unknown origin, or the cruel human curve of a belly interrupting history.

We have a lot of BIGFEETS stuff in the shop, but this one is the freshest beast in the woods, and it deserves a second lap before the cart battery dies and everyone has to push it back in shame.

So buy the shirt, buy the poster, and take the low road.