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Kodicus Maximus

i feel this entire blondie arc is gonna end with you trying to decide which of the like dozen or so"offical" dagwood sandwhichs are actually edible and im here for it

Mike Metzler

That’s the problem with the modern military industrial complex. Not enough fashion shows.

Amber Marshall

I love the format for this one. Freshens it up for everyone.

Eon

Enjoyed this format!

Skebotron

I'm a little disappointed in myself in that I'm not sure if those screenshots are from MechWarrior or Armored Core (or something else entirely).

Quicksilver

I worry about you after reading these. In a very patriotic way, of course.

drake godzilla

I still can't believe there are movies of this, also just how old is that sandwich joke?

Aiden Abett

Hey! Im not alliterate :(

Bonnybedlam

This is the one that makes you worry? Some of us have been buy Etsy support spells for years.

Matthew Harris

Am I the only one missing the point because I was distracted by Blondie in uniform?

Quicksilver

The giant robots we deploy these days really aren’t what they used to be. Tragic, really.

FancyShark

Was Dagwood's plan one of those 1940s schemes that rely on empathy to show a loved one a reflection of their perceived mistakes? Because those never work. They end up reading as supporting the bad idea.

Mister Sinistar

Haha, how far we've come since those days... Wait...oh. Oh, I see. Crap. Fuck...FUCK

Swift Justice

It's all downhill since they banned giant chainsaw cocks.

sissyneck

yes I am out here campin it takes about 45 minutes per picture to load so you got me good with this one dennard

Brendan McGinley

Based on Dagwood's hair, I assume that canonically either he or Wolverine is the other's father.

sissyneck

okay i got home and my phone has wifi again and im grateful for it ill admit it i am susseptible to the various dissonants reducin strategies out there so its helpful to have Dennard say no were not going up its just a circle.

Flippant Sausage

Dagwood or Forever Winter style warfare? No real choice, being repurposed as a meat battery isn't so bad.

Duamuteffe

"If anything about us changes, what are we fighting for" hit me like a railroad tie to the face.