Hot Dog Store: Backyards And Bigfeets Rolls Initiative (Patreon)

Everyone is inside. Everyone is sticky. Everyone needs a new adventure.

Roll your character. We are Wood Elf Pissmancers. Again. Always. Forever.

The shirt gives you the full party on your chest: Jason, Seanbaby, Brockway, and a shirtload of cryptid violence. The only reasonable thing to do is to put it on and turn your backyard into a campaign setting.

There is also a women's cut, because all heroic orders require multiple silhouettes. It does everything the classic shirt does, but with a different fit and at least plus two charisma, according to rules I wrote on a napkin.

The poster is where this thing becomes room architecture. At 18x24 inches, I’m pretty sure this thing is technically load bearing, so hang it with care and precision.