Hot Dog Store: Rip And Tear Through The Dress Code (Patreon)

Real ones know the Doom Guy is Brigham Young.

Fake ones know it now too, because we put it in the opening line and information security is dead.

This week we return to Mormon Doom. It is a very good shirt. That is the useful sales information. The art is strange, the colors are loud, and nobody else at the grocery store will be wearing one unless your grocery store has a much stronger youth program than ours.

There is also a MORMON DOOM Mug for coffee, tea, or the third beverage revealed to you after installing shareware. It is dishwasher and microwave safe.

さあああああッ！！ ヴォルトを探索して、いったいどんなお宝が眠っているのか、この目で確かめようじゃないかァァァァッ！！！

This week, the vault has Anime Week, a shirt created when two extremely powerful protagonists touched tips and became less marketable.

Anime Week was a mistake. Celebrate it! Sweat stains are for illustrative purposes only. These shirts do not come pre-moistened anymore.