Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS Has Ruined The Timeline (Patreon)

It's Labor Day, take a break. Whatever you were going to fuck up today can wait until yesterday.

BIGFEETS OF FUTURE PAST takes us back to 2013, when the woods were full of monsters and we still thought the future might have fewer of them. An adorable mistake.

Get the shirt, or the women's cut, and become the mysterious visitor whose warning everybody ignores because they're trying to read your chest.

The poster is 24×36 inches, which gives you plenty of room to point at the timeline and explain where it all went wrong. Your guests will have questions, but you can tell them you answered those in 2013 and they should have paid attention.