Hot Dog Store: These Dogs Don't Need A Permit To Assemble (Patreon)

DOGS! ASSEMBLE!

Not near me though. Over there is fine. There are too many of you and I am easily overwhelmed.

The Assembled Dogs shirt takes the 1-900-HOTDOG crew and puts them where a normal shirt keeps its dignity. No, wait, this is efficient! Instead of choosing just one writer to rep, you can support every bad idea at once.

The team also comes in a women’s cut and tanktop, so you can choose the amount of arm fabric appropriate for your mission.

For your headquarters, there is an 18x18 poster. For your headquarters beverage, there is an Assembled Dogs Mug. Put them together and baby, you’ve got an office. Apologies to everyone else that paid for walls and employees.

Whoa, watch out, segue coming through.

This week, the vault offers something you can use to move through a nice restaurant without alarming the host.

The Understated Hot Dog Track Jacket is tasteful at a distance, and absolutely someone’s problem up close. Let them know you’re a maniac in a tasteful, subtle way.