Hot Dog Store: We Had to Lock This Friendship in the Vault (Patreon)

Meet people. Show them the Hot Dog Handshake. Meet fewer people.

The Hot Dog Handshake shirt lets your chest handle introductions while your hands remain available to protect your face. That's important. Look at the second panel!

Wear it to your next networking event and tell people you're a firm believer in making connections. Refuse to explain the tubes, those are proprietary. If they want to know more, they'll have to shake on it.

Alright, now that everybody has been greeted or otherwise processed, it's time for our private premiere.

We put a velvet rope and some dying plants in front of the PoxCo Vault. The steel door was doing a fine job keeping people out, but it wasn't making them feel underdressed.

PoxCo presents DDD: Two men united by friendship and destiny. One of them is doing considerably more of the walking.

Ok, I think we can figure out two of the Ds, but what is the third D? Maybe it’s you! That’s right, maybe it’s you when you buy and put on the shirt! Seanbaby carries Brockway, and you carry both of them. It’s poetic and beautiful, like a five-minute suspender-based dance.

This bad boy is a vault exclusive, so you better be on the list!