Hot Dog Store: We Got 'Em All, So You Can Too! (Patreon)

Collect them all! There are two. We looked into making a third, but we just couldn't get into bouldering.

Hot Dog Pail Kids gives you the thrill of opening a gross old trading-card wrapper without the gum, but we still got the smell.

The entire set is already on the shirt, so you can choose the classic shirt, women’s cut, or tanktop. This is called product depth.

The mug survives the dishwasher and microwave. The pint glass wants a gentle hand wash. Do not confuse them, it won’t end well.

HUNK ALERT! HUNK ALERT!

Oh what’s that?

HUNK ALERT! HUNK ALERT!

I think I hear some kind of alarm coming from the vault?

Hunk week! The best week of any of our lives.

Relive the glory days of that time all the articles were based on hunks for a week. Remember that? Prove it, buy the commemorative shirt and tell people about Big Lenny.